Because all run and no play makes Dan a dull boy.

"There must be a guardian angel or some kind of destiny we have, cause we should have died a long time ago the way that we were living in our past"

I know the premise of this blog is a desk bound chubby guy getting back into running shape, but dammit, I do things aside from work and run. Barely.

This weekend Dori and I are heading to the Meadowlands for Bamboozle. Now I know what you are saying. "Dan aren't you a little old to be going to an all day music festival in a parking lot?"

Short answer: Yes.

However, out of fifty bands there are probably 4 that I am pretty excited to see. Weezer, Motion City Soundtrack, Say Anything, The Dear Hunter. Plus, I am sure the whole rest of the bill can't be entirely horrible. It can't all be skinny jeaned, eye make up wearing emo bands and hipster rock right?

And if the rest of the bands turn out to be horrible I am prepared to unleash angry old scenester Dan on the unsuspecting masses. Angry old scenester Dan has been paying his punk rock dues since before you damn kids discovered Barney and the Teletubbies. Angry old scenester Dan has band t shirts older than you damn whippersnappers. Angry old scenester Dan hated that band before you emo hair wearing idiots illegally downloaded their music.

Other things angry old scenester Dan anticipates ranting about.

1 - The price of a bottle of water at this event. Sure they cost $7 back in my day too, but you got double the water.

2 - The number of stages. Back in my day music festivals had maybe two or three stages, and we were thankful.

3 - The Meadowlands? Why the hell isn't this thing being held in Asbury Park anymore?

4 - That the Aquabats are playing on Saturday and I have tickets for Sunday. The world needs more costumed superhero punk rock.

5 - People wearing merch for bands that are on the bill. Seriously? Also band members wearing their own merch.

I am sure there are going to be a dozen other things that really grind my gears. We shall see.

Thanks for listening. In case you haven't heard I am running the NYC Marathon this year as a member of Fred's Team. Fred's Team is an organization that raises money for cancer research at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. Take a moment to make a donation to Memorial Sloan Kettering by visiting Daniel Jimenez's Fred's Team Fundraising Page

ESM 5k and UVR&SC RunAmuck team reveal

What started off as a cold morning turned into a great day for the Eastport South Manorville Lady Sharks Lacrosse 5k.  Dori, Marc and I rolled up to what had to be the middle of nowhere, Long Island around 9:00 a.m.  Aside from some technical difficulties at the start, the whole event was really well organized and executed.  The end result was 28:12 for me.  Marc crossed the finish line in 36:55 and Dori finished strong with 37:33.  A nice start to the spring and summer season.

In August the Unlicensed Villains Running & Social Club is rolling down to Quantico, Virginia for RunAmuck.  RunAmuck is a 4 mile mud and obstacle run aboard MCB Quantico.  While some may not see the fun to be had in something like this, I am happy to announce we already have a full team and then some.

Confirmed attendees

 Kevin "El Guapo Jr." was camera shy for his club picture.  

Might be attending

 
Much as I would love to take credit for the awesome class pictures I must doff my cap to Joey for the masterful photoshop work.

Whiskey Killah says take a moment to make a donation to Memorial Sloan Kettering by visiting Daniel Jimenez's Fred's Team Fundraising Page for the 2010 ING NYC Marathon.

Training Schedule

Tuesday - Hilly 5 miles
Wednesday - Easy 3
Thursday - 6 miles
Saturday - Sayville Prediction Run

an open letter to motorists

Dear driving public at large;

You may or may not know me.  I am the guy running on the side of the road as you speed by.  Typically it is after dark when we encounter each other.

I just want to take this opportunity to let you know that flashing your hi beams at me is in no way, shape or form actually helpful to me.  I can see you coming.  Trust me, I don't need you flipping your brights at me to tell me that you are there.  In fact, I am sure I know of your presence well before you notice the reflective and day glo nightmare of clothes that I am rocking.  I am hugging the curb to begin with.  You have plenty of room to safely speed by me.  If it looks like a close call, I will jump onto the grass shinobi style.  Getting hit by an oncoming car is the least of my worries.  It is the a**holes speeding by from behind me that I am more worried about.

My second biggest worry is potholes.  Alien abduction comes in at third.  Oncoming cars, distant fourth.

Maybe you are worried that I am going to pick your 1994 Nissan Sentra to throw myself in front of in order to score a big personal injury payday.  Maybe you are worried that I am going to commit suicide via 2005 Kia Spectra.  Rest assured, neither is on my agenda.  However, if they were, I am sure being blinded by your warning would only make me more likely to choose you. 

Thanks for your time and I'll see you on the road tonight,

Daniel

P.S.  To those who have the ultra bright halogen stadium quality lamps instead of standard headlights.  F*ck you.  They are just obnoxious.  Stop it.

P.P.S. Take a moment to make a donation to Memorial Sloan Kettering by visiting Daniel Jimenez's Fred's Team Fundraising Page

Upcoming events

4/18/10 - Eastport South Manorville Girl's Lacrosse Booster Club 5k - because my kick ass niece Ava now plays lacrosse.

4/24/10 - Sayville Running Company 4th Anniversary Prediction Run - Prediction Run means that before the start of the race you predict your finish time.  The person to finish closest to their actual predicted time is the winner. 

6/12/10 - Keith Nintzel Memorial 5k - Part of the Sayville Summer Series

6/19/10 - Schwachman Diamond Dash 5k - Second race of the Sayville Running Series.  Also marks one year since I dusted off my racing shoes.

8/14/10 - Run Amuck - road trip to Quantico with Shinji, John, Kevin and Sabby.  A four mile obstacle course through rolling hills.  

10/2/10 - Hamptons Half Marathon - 13.1 miles.  Because I am stupid.  

11/7/10 - ING New York City Marathon - 26.2.  Because I am very stupid.  

2010 ING NYC Marathon

It is now official.  I am training to run the 2010 ING NYC Marathon.  Thank god for bags of icy and more bags of ice.  

I am honored to be running the 2010 ING NYC Marathon as a part of Fred's Team, and to be raising money for the Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center.  

Over the past few months I have come to realize just how many people in my life have had to battle cancer.  Since I am neither a doctor or a scientist (in fact a friend of mine recently described my understanding of science as "Jetsonesque") and I don't have enough money to endow a research chair somewhere I have felt powerless to help.  What I can do is run.  Point me in a direction and tell me to go, and I will just keep going.  I won't set any records, I won't qualify for Boston, I won't be able to stand up once I am finished.  But I am too stubborn or stupid to stop. If that trait can make some difference for someone out there battling cancer then I will gladly do it.

It is my goal to raise $3,000.00 to help battle cancer.  Please visit my fundraising page to help me reach this goal and make a donation. 

Daniel Jimenez's Fred's Team Fundraising Page

I thank you in advance for your donations to this cause and for your support as I run, jog, shuffle and plod my way across 26.2 miles of NYC.

Training schedule for the week

Tuesday - 5 Miles - I went out and did a few loops around the neighborhood totaling 5.5 miles in 61 minutes and change.  Shins still hurt a bit.

Wednesday - 3 Miles

Thursday - 3 Miles

Saturday - 6 Miles

of tuesdays and shin pain.

The lotto for the 2010 ING New York Marathon is being held tomorrow.  Hoping that my name comes up. 
I have been putting in more miles these past few weeks in anticipation of good lotto dharma. 

On Friday I put in 4 miles and on Saturday I put in a quick (for me) 5 in 53:09.  Easter morning I woke up and was in agony walking up and down the stairs.  Sharp pain shot from all the way up the fronts of my shins with each step.  As the day wore on I started to feel a little better.  As a result I decided to try and put a few junk miles in while Aidan was napping.  BIG MISTAKE.  The first mile was bearable enough, but then the pain got to be bad enough to drop a rhino.  I cut my losses at about 2 miles. 

I limped my way back home and soaked in a tub of ice water until hypothermia was about to set in.  The recent purchase of compression socks were a godsend, but with temps howering around 80 degrees, it has been pretty warm when wearing them.  I took yesterday in order to have ample recovery time. 

Finding time to run is still proving challenging with Dori working evenings.  On a typical day I get out of work, drive 50 minutes to get home, pick up Aidan from daycare, feed him, get him cleaned up and ready for bed.  Sometime in there I like to find time for mayhem and havoc with the kid too. In fact, the mayhem and havoc are non-negotiable. 

Tonight a sitter is coming by to watch Aidan for a while after he goes to bed so I can get out and see if my shins let me run.  Hopefully it works and the new routine will be that I do my long distance days on weekday evenings while the sitter watches TV and does homework and my son sleeps. 

Training schedule for the week.

Tuesday - 5 miles (5x1 minute of tempo runs with 1 to 3 minutes easy run between intervals)
Wednesday - 3 miles
Thursday - 3 miles
Saturday - 6 miles